I play with knives.

My hobbies range from playing guitar to dancing to snowboarding to cars. You know guy stuff. Now how can my list of hobbies become any more manlier? KNIVES
fuck yeah
butterfly knives
and flipping knives around your hand and enduring cuts bruises and junk all to make that annoying feeling of being bored vanish. also to feel like a man.
because thats what all guys want.
is to feel manly
even the gay ones.
feel MANLY
i kid.
ANYWAY
i've always wanted to flip knives ever since i saw my uncle do it a long ass time ago.
So with the dawning of a new age i decided. eff it why not *buys butterfly knife.
so far this is turning to be a damn good buy seeing as how i'm using it as i type this.
and yeah!
thats it.

just go ahead and add playing with knives to my list of hobbies.
/weird.

Disclaimer: i am not homosexual

Okay now that we got that out of the way there i something i'm seriously considering to do.
brace for it
those who dont really care and people who aren't reading this.

I want to be a male model

What?!
jesus thats gross/gay/wtf/conceited

no it's not.

I dont know why but i've been seriously considering becoming a male model for big names like calvin klein, ambercrombie and fitch, american eagle, All that white shit.

I dont know why.

it's weird.
i am not homosexual.
i have an intense lover named tiffany who i seriously want to stay with For a LONG ASS TIME

anyway i digress.

The root of this is i had an unhealthy obsession of making sure i looked decent.
but i was never rich enough or cared enough sometimes to dress extremely well. Enough people have told me that i could potentially be a model but i thought they were just trying to be nice. heck they probably are but i dont think i'm THAT good looking to be a model. but i want to be in a magazine here and there, maybe even a billboard.

Sounds ridiculous i know but, i want my life to be interesting.
Lets go get it shall we?